Player information:
- Age & Location:
Twenty-five. Ferguson.
- Number of Testicles:
Three.
- Do you use a blizzard authenticator? If not, why?
Yes.
- How long have you played WoW:
Close enough to the beginning to warrant a fucking statue.
- Endgame experience (What bosses have you killed):
All of them. Except Blackhand, can't be an LFR hero on him yet.
Character Information:
- Name, & Class:
Paranoia. God.
- Link to Battle.net Armory:
NSFW.
- Race & why you chose it:
Who even knows what race I am anymore.
- Professions and why you choose them:
Enchanting and Engineering. Why not?
- Spec, Dual spec. How often do you play other specs?
Combat, main. Assassin, off.
- Explain your choice of gear for main & offspecs (include stat priorities and breakpoints):
Haste over everything.
- Explain your normal rotation and spell/ability priorities:
1) Turn on Blade Flurry. 2) Watch the world burn.
- Prior guild(s) & your reasons for leaving:
Simple Math. Had to take time to focus on getting stuff done in real life.
Other Information:
- A Screenshot of your character's UI:
- Logs from warcraftlogs or worldoflogs:
You know where to find them.
- Why Simple Math? How did you find us? Is there anyone you know in Simple Math?
Heard you guys raided. Logged in, happened to be in the guild. No.
- What kind of computer do you use? CPU/Memory/Video Card? Typical FPS during a 25-man raid?
A shiny toaster with four slice capabilities, and red LEDs.
- Run an internet speed test against New York at speedtest.net and pingtest.net. Link the results below.
- Finally, we ask that you draw us a picture using MS Paint (Windows) or Paintbrush (OSX). Link it below.