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Soapgodx
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Application

Postby Soapgodx » Wed Mar 07, 2018 8:09 pm

Player information:
- Age & Location: 17 Florida
- Number of Testicles: 1 Penis 2 Balls 3 Nipples
- Do you use a blizzard authenticator? If not, why? Yes.
- How long have you played WoW: First started taking the game seriously in MoP
- Endgame experience (What bosses have you killed): One time I killed the Lich King on 25M hard mode (this was last week). So yeah, I'm pretty good.
- Prior guild(s) & your reasons for leaving: Most the time i get kicked for inactivity but one time I left a guild because the Guild Leader pretty much turned it into a sweat shop.

Character Information:
- Name & Class: Spencer - Monk
- Link to battle.net Armory: https://worldofwarcraft.com/en-us/chara ... pear/edoat (will obv xfer in the future)
- Race, professions & why you chose them: Engi/Enchanting. I like going fast and I dont wanna die from falling (engi). Enchants are super h*ckin' expensive (enchanting)!
- Main-spec, off-spec, and how often do you play your off-spec? WW. I don't tank or heal because I'm a shitter.
- Explain your normal rotation and spell/ability priorities: Slam dick on keyboard repeatedly. DO NOT ROLL DICK ON THE SAME BUTTON 2X IN A ROW
- How many artifact traits do you have in your weapons (all specs)? 76 (ww)
- Which legendaries do you have? Are you currently farming any? Generally run Helm/Chest as they're the best single target. Also have drinking horn, prydaz and a few shitty legendaries that I wouldn't take into raid.
- Explain your choice of gear for main & offspecs (include stat priorities and breakpoints): Mastery > Haste > Vers > Agi > Crit is what I have been recently simming but mastery and vers is generally accepted as the best stats for WW.
- Where do you do most of your research & testing to improve your character? Icy Veins, Aurelius, simming (generally use raidbots, i like it a lot and you should check it out if you havent already).

Other Information:
- A Screenshot of your character's UI in a raid: https://i.imgur.com/IixmOjg.jpg
- Logs from warcraftlogs or worldoflogs: My logs aren't the greatest as I've only pugged shit but here they are. https://www.warcraftlogs.com/character/ ... pear/edoat
- What kind of computer do you use? CPU/Memory/Video Card? Typical FPS during mythic raid? i7-6700k/8gb ddr4 ram/r9 280. Intend to upgrade ram and gfx card after prices settle. Generally get 60+ fps in raid.
- Why should we accept you over anyone else of your class/spec? I think this sums up why very well.

- Why Simple Math? How did you find us? Is there anyone you know in Simple Math? I don't know why I'd choose Simple Math tbh. Ethan told me to join today. I know hella peeps in there. Nezzi, Aurelius, Soap (once you finish reading this application hehe xd), Cory (vylia).
- Run a speed test and ping test targeting New York. Link the results below. https://i.imgur.com/gWZorWa.png
- Finally, we ask that you draw a picture using MS Paint (Windows) or Paintbrush (macOS). https://i.imgur.com/HouxOOF.png

mouthwash
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Re: Application

Postby mouthwash » Wed Mar 07, 2018 8:30 pm

YIKES!

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Mooby
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Re: Application

Postby Mooby » Wed Mar 07, 2018 8:31 pm

Soapgodx wrote:- Finally, we ask that you draw a picture using MS Paint (Windows) or Paintbrush (macOS). https://i.imgur.com/HouxOOF.png


Is this the kind of hard work that we can expect from you to put into improving your character?
After earning enough Combo Points, the Rogue's next finisher will include fries and a drink.

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Dippindots
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Re: Application

Postby Dippindots » Wed Mar 07, 2018 8:33 pm

Why would you link us a video you made to apply to a different guild 7 years ago?

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Charlondo
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Re: Application

Postby Charlondo » Wed Mar 07, 2018 8:33 pm

that MS paint pic looks like you should be fighting boars outside orgrimmar

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Maimz
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Re: Application

Postby Maimz » Wed Mar 07, 2018 8:35 pm

I actually hate you already and I just started reading.

Waves
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Re: Application

Postby Waves » Wed Mar 07, 2018 8:36 pm

- Explain your normal rotation and spell/ability priorities: Slam dick on keyboard repeatedly. DO NOT ROLL DICK ON THE SAME BUTTON 2X IN A ROW

Can you give a serious answer for this question?

- Logs from warcraftlogs or worldoflogs: My logs aren't the greatest as I've only pugged shit but here they are. https://www.warcraftlogs.com/character/ ... pear/edoat


I suggest going back to Normal and logging yourself for better parses and re-app'ing.

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Maimz
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Re: Application

Postby Maimz » Wed Mar 07, 2018 8:37 pm

Your UI is actually pretty good.... if you're Stevie Wonder.

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Tasset
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Re: Application

Postby Tasset » Wed Mar 07, 2018 9:01 pm

1. Who uses Icy Veins? Monks literally have an entire website called peakofserenity.com use it, because that is where the best and most updated information of your class and spec are.
2. Your parses could be a lot better and just because they are in a pug is not an excuse.
3. What a cringe way of saying why should we take you. This tells me nothing about what you plan to offer to the guild and I currently am seeing no reason to take you.
4. Saying you slam your dick on your keyboard to do your rotation is probably the reason you have green parses. Also because you decided to not take this application seriously and instead meme it there's no here to critique your play style, which obviously needs improvement.
5. Your maturity. I notice your 17 and we have some young people in the guild, but just from looking at your application I can tell you are clearly immature and I worry that you won't be able to handle the environment of a guild that wants to do progress raiding seriously.

To conclude I simply will say be a bit more professional next time with your guild application. Good luck.

Declined.

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Tasset
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Re: Application

Postby Tasset » Wed Mar 07, 2018 9:07 pm

A follow up you can also you class discords they are a great tool, which you should be utilizing.

Yes I know I have some typos for instance I meant "you're 17" and "no one here"

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