Bitrix Moral support

[bitrix]

Information About Us
- We currently raid Sunday - Thursday, 7pm est - 12am server time (EST).
- We use a loot council system for loot distribution.
- Our progression: [GuildOx] [WoW Progress] [WoWJutsu]

We are looking for people who:
- Enjoy raiding and progressing rapidly through new endgame content.
- Will change professions, gems, enchants, race, and gear to improve their performance.
- Are situationally aware and quick learners.
- Players who are competitive and analytical in their approach to their class.
- Have a firm grasp of game and class mechanics for their class and others.
- Log on for every raid or explain why they won't be there beforehand. We expect about 90% attendance (miss one raid every two weeks).
- Have a working microphone (no echos, no feedback) and a good computer.
- Use the Omen threat meter as well as have raid frames (that includes dps).

We are not looking for people who:
- Are under 18, still in high school, active military duty, or who don't have a job / consistent income.
- Have play times or computer/internet access is controlled by someone else (parents, girlfriend, etc).
- Have major schedule changes coming up in the next 12 months (class, work, military service, etc).
- Feel that progressing their own character is more important than progressing the guild itself.
- Can't deal with criticism, jokes, or other vocal/aggressive individuals.
- Prioritize PVP over raiding.

If you feel all of the above is true then we ask that you create an account on our forums and fill out each end every part of this application. Those choosing not to fill out the application in it's entirety will not be considered. For more information speak with an officer in-game.

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Player information:
- Age & Location: 26 Wisconsin
- Usual Play Times (Server Time): never
- Number of Testicles: 2 as per usual
- Can you attend raids on these days:
-- Monday: Nope
-- Tuesday: na
-- Wednesday: never
-- Thursday: unlikely
-- Friday (optional):
-- Saturday (optional):
-- Sunday: probably not
- Do any others have access to your account? yes
- Do you use a blizzard authenticator? If no, why? Yup
- How long have you played WoW: 6 years
- Endgame experience (What bosses have you killed): A whole bunch!

Character Information:
- Name, & Class: Bitrix shaman
- Race & why did you choose it: orc, cuz orcs are fuckin rad
- Link to Battle.net Armory: n/a
- Can you describe the ruckus? Reference to the breakfast club? I forget
- Professions and why did you choose them: JC/Blacksmithing. Min max yo yo
- Spec, Dual spec. How often do you play other specs? never, pvp dual speced!
- Explain your choice of gear for main & offspecs: I dunno, what my gear is even like!
- What glyphs do you use for each spec and why: The ones EJ tells me to!
- If you are applying as a DPS, what is your normal rotation? N/A Moral support
- If you are applying as a healer, what spells do you use & when/why? N/A moral support
- Highest PvP Rank on this character (vanilla & arena titles): 1900ish
- Prior guild(s) & your reasons for leaving: Simple math - quarter life crisis

Other Information:
- A Screenshot of your character's UI: mmmm na
- WWS/Wowmeter/Worldoflogs reports (not optional): mmmm na
- Alts & their name/level: Dejager 85 hunter, grunno, 85 warrior, 85 pally forget the name, bunch of random 80s n such
- Out of game contact information (AIM/MSN/etc): <3
- How did you find us? Is there anyone you know in Simple Math?: i know a bunch of people in SM. Gotta give a shout out to Grouch, Euphoric, Phazon, Keoni, MOUTHWASH!!, velna, Amyse (kinda), Carbon, Isen, Reiza, Enjun :'(, and anyone else i may have missed! Love you guys, miss you all!
- Why Simple Math? Is there anything else you'd like to tell us? best flippen guild ever!
- What kind of computer do you use? CPU/Memory/Video Card? Typical FPS during a 25-man raid? Outdated at this point!
- What kind of internet connection do you have? Run an internet speed test against New York at speedtest.net Link the results below.
- Finally, we ask that you draw us a picture using MS Paint. (This is not optional).
On a shitty mac atm, so instead ill tell a joke! knock knock... "whose there" Phazon "Phazon who" haha phazon you still dont have invincible!! kek kek

I kid i kid, I just wanted to pop in and say hey. Its been almost a year now, but I still regard all of you as friends. Its crazy to think I havent played in so long after the years I played for. My life has changed drastically, and for the better I think. I've kept abreast on your progress over the past year and I'm glad to see you're still going strong!! Looks like a few faces have changed, but I'm glad to see a lot of familiar ones. Anyways, keep on truckin and maybe one of these days ill have to pop on vent and say hey! Phazon you're still a fag! jk jk much love bro! take care all!

[hydra]

wat?

[Velna]

Why the fuck is my name not capitalized? But its nice to here you're doing alright now. Keep it up!

[Ninetales]

burden on the guild yada yada yada, denied.

[grouch]

thanks for the support, bitrix. glad to see you're well.

[bitrix]

burden on the guild yada yada yada, denied.

I laughed out loud irl! hahaha