Crimix, Assassination Rogue 3/13 HM

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Crimix, Assassination Rogue 3/13 HM

Postby Crimix » Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:54 am

Player information:
- Age & Location: 18
- Usual Play Times (Server Time): On frequently throughout the day, yes I'm addicted. (Never misses raids.)
- Number of Testicles: 4, two from me and two from my partner. ;)
- Can you attend raids on these days:
-- Monday: Yes
-- Tuesday: Yes
-- Wednesday: Yes
-- Thursday: Yes
-- Friday (optional): No Work 5-12 EST
-- Saturday (optional): No Work 5-12 EST
-- Sunday: Yes
- Do any others have access to your account?: No
- Do you use a blizzard authenticator? If no, why?: I'm not an idiot I handle my account with care. I don't go on bad websites.
- How long have you played WoW: since vanilla.
- Endgame experience (What bosses have you killed):

CATA: 12/12 Regular & 3/13 HM.
WOTLK: Naxxramas 15/15, Sartharion, 7/13 Ulduar
TBC: Everything cleared. Sunwell pre nerf on Mage
VANILLA: None, I was bad.

CHARACTER INFORMATION:
- Name, & Class: Crimix, Rogue

RACE AND WHY DID YOU CHOSE IT: I was between Orc and Goblin, I chose Goblin because I wanted to try something new. Also goblin is one of the two strongest horde races for rogue due to the fact that 1% increased attack speed from Time is Money and that they have Rocket Barrage which is good for a little DPS when there is melee downtime. Rocket Jump can also be useful since some encounters require some movement to avoid boss mechanics or change targets.

ARMORY: http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/a ... x/advanced

PROFESSIONS AND WHY YOU CHOSE THEM:

Well naturally I chose JC since three Delicate Chimera's Eye nets you 81 Agility, 1 more Agility than the rest of the professions. I also have enchanting and was considering replacing for Engineering at this point since they are able to enchant their gloves with Synapse Springs which give 480 Agility every minute on use this is averaging 80 Agility, which is really great because it doesn't overwrite your normal enchant already. For why I have enchanting I chose it because I can enchant my rings with 40 agility on both which gives a total of 80 Agility.

SPEC, DUAL SPEC / HOW OFTEN DO YOU PLAY THE OTHER SPECS?: I experimented with combat on this most recent patch and ill be honest I hated it. I have another Mutilate spec for PvP but that's about it. If you preferred me to play Combat I'm more than down, but I enjoy mutilate. And see it as the better of the two specs at the moment.

EXPLAIN YOUR CHOICE OF GEAR FOR MAIN & OFFSPECS: Leather with agility and stam with hit / haste / mastery as I am a rogue poisons are our largest damage output so mastery is #1 priority once you are hit cap.

- What glyphs do you use for each spec and why:
- If you are applying as a DPS, what is your normal rotation?
- If you are applying as a healer, what spells do you use & when/why?
- Highest PvP Rank on this character (vanilla & arena titles):
- Prior guild(s) & your reasons for leaving:

Other Information:
- A Screenshot of your character's UI:
- WWS/Wowmeter/Worldoflogs reports (not optional):
- Alts & their name/level:
- Out of game contact information (AIM/MSN/etc):
- How did you find us? Is there anyone you know in Simple Math?:
- Why Simple Math? Is there anything else you'd like to tell us?
- What kind of computer do you use? CPU/Memory/Video Card? Typical FPS during a 25-man raid?
- What kind of internet connection do you have? Run an internet speed test against New York at speedtest.net Link the results below.
- Finally, we ask that you draw us a picture using MS Paint. (This is not optional).

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Postby Crimix » Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:55 am

Sorry I hit submit instead of Preview lol. ill finish down below.

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Postby egregious » Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:56 am

You seem to have missed a spot...?
[ih-gree-juhs, -jee-uhs]

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Postby malyse » Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:57 am

Crimix wrote:ill finish down below.


That's what he said.

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Postby malyse » Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:57 am

egregious wrote:You seem to have missed a spot...?


That's what she said.

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Postby egregious » Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:57 am

That's what he said.


You can finish me down below anytime.
[ih-gree-juhs, -jee-uhs]

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Postby Asminth » Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:59 am

egregious wrote:
That's what he said.


You can finish me down below anytime.


I'm telling Russak you're trying to cheat on him with a woman.

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Postby egregious » Tue Feb 22, 2011 12:03 pm

- Number of Testicles: 4, two from me and two from my partner.


GASP! A woman? Never. Another man. Because, god knows, you can never ever ever have enough men. But I'm going to leave this forum so intellectual things about classes and specs and the such can actually be discussed maybe.
[ih-gree-juhs, -jee-uhs]

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Postby Asminth » Tue Feb 22, 2011 12:06 pm

egregious wrote:
- Number of Testicles: 4, two from me and two from my partner.


GASP! A woman? Never. Another man. Because, god knows, you can never ever ever have enough men. But I'm going to leave this forum so intellectual things about classes and specs and the such can actually be discussed maybe.


The person you quoted was Malyse! That's why I said it :P

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Postby egregious » Tue Feb 22, 2011 12:08 pm

Well, lets hope Karunk doesn't think the same thing or I'm going to have one angry Troll Shaman come raining Hell on me tonight. And probably not in the good way either. My quoting skillz leave much to be desired massa'.
[ih-gree-juhs, -jee-uhs]

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Postby malyse » Tue Feb 22, 2011 12:13 pm

Here, look, I found some parses for you, I R HELPFUL.
Also, your healers have the best names I've ever seen.

Halfus/Valiona/Council/Chogall: http://www.worldoflogs.com/reports/kb70 ... dd/source/
Magmawwwwwww!: http://www.worldoflogs.com/reports/xl88 ... dd/source/
Maloriak/Nef/Conclave: http://www.worldoflogs.com/reports/9qpu ... dd/source/

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Postby malyse » Tue Feb 22, 2011 12:14 pm

egregious wrote:Well, lets hope Karunk doesn't think the same thing or I'm going to have one angry Troll Shaman come raining Hell on me tonight. And probably not in the good way either. My quoting skillz leave much to be desired massa'.


He doesn't read forums, and I think he likes you more than he likes me, so all good.

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Postby Crimix » Tue Feb 22, 2011 12:36 pm

- What glyphs do you use for each spec and why: Mutilate, Rupture and Backstab.
MUT since my main attack is mutilate and the extra 5 energy is useful.
Rupture since my rotation uses rupture and having a longer duration can help with trying to fit in extra envenoms.
Backstab is an important glyph since when it crits it will grant me 5 energy and when the target is 35% or less HP It will give me a chance to pool in a lot of envenoms.

- If you are applying as a DPS, what is your normal rotation?: Garrote > SnD > Rupture > Vendetta > Agi pot > CB > Envenom > Vanish for re overkill and repeat minus vendetta, CB until their up along with vanish.

- If you are applying as a healer, what spells do you use & when/why? ---
- Highest PvP Rank on this character (vanilla & arena titles): Im bad at PvP
- Prior guild(s) & your reasons for leaving: Handlebarz, guild broke up.

Other Information:
- A Screenshot of your character's UI:

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- WWS/Wowmeter/Worldoflogs reports (not optional):
- Alts & their name/level: Misq Druid 72, Mage Ghettobud 80
- Out of game contact information (AIM/MSN/etc): AIM: Evasion yO, Email: [email protected]
- How did you find us? Is there anyone you know in Simple Math?: WoW recruitment forums.
- Why Simple Math? Is there anything else you'd like to tell us? Need a solid guild that takes raiding seriously, looking for top US kills.
- What kind of computer do you use? CPU/Memory/Video Card? Typical FPS during a 25-man raid? HP Blackbird, 40 FPS during raid usually.
- What kind of internet connection do you have? Run an internet speed test against New York at speedtest.net Link the results below. Comcast High Speed.
- Finally, we ask that you draw us a picture using MS Paint. (This is not optional).

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Postby Crimix » Tue Feb 22, 2011 12:38 pm

Hate to disappoint dudes but it was a gay joke. I'm a man, but if you'd like me 2 be a woman just lmk lol.

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Postby Asminth » Tue Feb 22, 2011 12:41 pm

Crimix wrote:- WWS/Wowmeter/Worldoflogs reports (not optional):

- What kind of internet connection do you have? Run an internet speed test against New York at speedtest.net Link the results below. Comcast High Speed.


These two need fixing, unless you're wanting to use the logs Malyse dug up for you. Also, for the second, visit speedtest.net and run a test against the New York, NY server, this is not optional.

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