Ethán Blood Deathknight 357 tank

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Ethán Blood Deathknight 357 tank

Postby Ethân » Mon Jan 24, 2011 12:31 am

Player information:
- Age & Location: 17 North Carolina
- Usual Play Times (Server Time): 5PM eastern
- Number of Testicles: 2
- Can you attend raids on these days:
-- Monday: Yes
-- Tuesday: Yes
-- Wednesday: yes
-- Thursday: yes
-- Friday (optional): Yes
-- Saturday (optional): Yes
-- Sunday: yes
- Do any others have access to your account? No
- Do you use a blizzard authenticator? If no, why? Yes
- How long have you played WoW: 4 years
- Endgame experience (What bosses have you killed): Magmaw

Character Information:
- Name, & Class: Ethán Deathknight
- Race & why did you choose it: Bloodelf, when I started Deathknight I expected to start PvPing and the arcane torrent helps a bit.
- Link to Battle.net Armory: http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/a ... A0n/simple I have 150.2k hp not 142k
- Can you describe the ruckus? Nope
- Professions and why did you choose them: BS, Mining, Mining helps BS and is a good money maker =D
- Spec, Dual spec. How often do you play other specs? Blood, unholy I dont use unholy cus im usually the tank
- Explain your choice of gear for main & offspecs: Blood- Stam/str reforged as Parry gemmed with stam unholy- Str/ap with a lot of haste, gemmed and reforged as haste
- What glyphs do you use for each spec and why: Glyph of Deathstrike increased healing Glyph of death grip incase someone gets aggro, glyph of raise ally Incase someone dies around 10% left on the boss, Glyph of Blood boil, for all mob aggro
- If you are applying as a DPS, what is your normal rotation?
- If you are applying as a healer, what spells do you use & when/why?
- Highest PvP Rank on this character (vanilla & arena titles): No titles highest PvP 1600 rating
- Prior guild(s) & your reasons for leaving: Method- never showed up Cynical half the people dont even have vent, IWC im currently in but just for fun

Other Information:
- A Screenshot of your character's UI: http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq24 ... 230556.jpg
- WWS/Wowmeter/Worldoflogs reports (not optional): I just have a recount.
- Alts & their name/level: Retardead 85 rogue Tankomatic 28 paladin
- Out of game contact information (AIM/MSN/etc): [email protected] 336-877-0010
- How did you find us? Is there anyone you know in Simple Math?: Wowprogress.com
- Why Simple Math? Is there anything else you'd like to tell us? I want to be top =D
- What kind of computer do you use? CPU/Memory/Video Card? Typical FPS during a 25-man raid? 6 gigabytes
- What kind of internet connection do you have? Run an internet speed test against New York at speedtest.net Link the results below. http://www.speedtest.net/result/1124969420.png
- Finally, we ask that you draw us a picture using MS Paint. (This is not optional).http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq24 ... tled-2.png

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Postby malyse » Mon Jan 24, 2011 1:06 am

Armory doesn't show any Cata content kills except for Baradin Hold.

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Postby Amye » Mon Jan 24, 2011 1:18 am

malyse wrote:Armory doesn't show any content kills except for Baradin Hold.
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Postby Visions » Mon Jan 24, 2011 1:43 am

Professions and why did you choose them: BS, Mining, Mining helps BS and is a good money maker =D


Ok, so instead of explaining that mining gives you stam (which is still bad for overall utility) you say it's a money maker.

Fail #1.

Blood, unholy I dont use unholy cus im usually the tank


So you have no idea how to play unholy is what you're saying.

Fail #2.

Blood- Stam/str reforged as Parry gemmed with stam


Reforged as Parry? ........

Fail #3.

What kind of computer do you use? CPU/Memory/Video Card? Typical FPS during a 25-man raid? 6 gigabytes


6gig computer and 6gigs fps in a raid?

Fail #4.

Endgame experience (What bosses have you killed): Magmaw

malyse wrote:
Armory doesn't show any content kills except for Baradin Hold.


Fail #5.

I won't even get into your atrocious ui and apparent button clicking. Your glyphs ... I can't even tell if you're serious anymore =[

At this point I think it's safe to say you're either trolling or are genuinely clueless as to the level of guild you're app'ing to and what is expected as an applicant.

Good luck in your guild search.
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Postby Visions » Mon Jan 24, 2011 1:45 am

Oh wow, yea I forgot, no logs too.

Nice.
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Postby Enjun » Mon Jan 24, 2011 2:38 am

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yup

Postby Ethân » Mon Jan 24, 2011 3:51 am

ikr

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yup

Postby Ethân » Mon Jan 24, 2011 3:52 am

and its more like saying magaw wasnt downed it was 300k when he Bloodlusted. rofl

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Level of guild.

Postby Ethân » Mon Jan 24, 2011 3:54 am

the level of guild huh, Simple Math is a level 12 guild, as my guild is atm rofl. Just not as good.

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Postby pelinel » Mon Jan 24, 2011 3:56 am

LOL

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application

Postby Ethân » Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:02 am

and I had to redue this app because I accidentally X'd out the app I had up earlier, was talking to Grouch atm when I did rofl. and yeah I blow with my unholy because I dont have an unholy set

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application

Postby Ethân » Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:07 am

and most of the people saying this kind of stuff to other players usually end up being 40 years old, if you are, then thats pretty embarrassing.

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Postby pelinel » Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:11 am

Obvious troll is obvious

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yup

Postby Ethân » Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:17 am

nope I just did this app 2 times at around 11:30 I was sleepy as shit, lol and im pretty sure not too much people in your guild except the raiding people are the only ones above 355 no point to act like a know it all. Just makes you sound like a pain in the ass.

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yup

Postby Ethân » Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:39 am

have you guys ever been to LAN? MLG tournaments? or did you know what that is?

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