- Age & Location: 26 Grand Rapids, Mi
- Usual Play Times (Server Time): noon-4ish am
- Number of Testicles: 2 now. I had a 3rd removed that developed in basic training when I joined the army. Good times... The hell with hernias...
- Can you attend raids on these days:
-- Monday: yes
-- Tuesday: yes
-- Wednesday: ...yes
-- Thursday: yes
-- Friday (optional): yes
-- Saturday (optional): yes
-- Sunday: yes
- Do any others have access to your account? no and never
- Do you use a blizzard authenticator? If no, why? No. Because I change my pw from time to time anyways and I've never been hacked in the what 5 yrs I've been playing since the beta. I like my money and I give enough to blizzard.
- How long have you played WoW: Beta
- Endgame experience (What bosses have you killed):
Having only taken a couple small breaks since beta I've seen nearly every single boss killed in the game (durring progression raids).
- Pre BC - I saw everything except the T.Fury boss and a few of the original naxx bosses deaths.
- BC - I saw everything up to Mu'ru when my top 25 US guild <Fracture> fell apart
Wrath experience:
- Naxx - 10/25 full clear
- Ulduar - Up to yogg in 25 and up to general in 10
- ToC - 10/25 full clear
- ToGC - 10 up to Anub and 25 up to faction champs
- ICC - 10/25 both up to Lich King no hard modes yet though
Character Information:
- Name, & Class: Hevnlydivine
- Race & why did you choose it: Tauren cuz they're pimp for pvp. I'm over that and am very close to changing to troll for the haste cuz the thought makes me semi hard.
- Link to Armory: http://www.wowarmory.com/character-shee ... vnlydivine
- Can you describe the ruckus? That's what happens when I throw the fuck down.
- Professions and why did you choose them: 450 BC+JC cuz that shits tits for fury warriors. Best combo you can get.
- Spec, Dual spec. How often do you play other specs? I'm pvp arms right now but am probably going back to Prot offspec cuz pvp is fkn boring now and makes me put holes in my walls. The hole is covered by my mini fridge. I'm not buying more mini fridges to cover more holes with.
- Explain your choice of gear for main & offspecs: I'm just not gonna go into pvp spec cuz I'm pretty sure you guys couldn't care less. My prot gear needs work plain and simple cuz I've been passing on it to ppl that are actually utilizing their tank specs. As for my fury gear I'm 100% perfectly itemized, gemmed, glyphed, enchanted, and spec'd. If you think you have found a flaw take it up with Landsoul's Spreadsheet from Elitest Jerks cuz it's been workin great for me and all the other best fury warriors.
- What Glyphs do you use for each spec and why:
Major:
- Glyph of Cleaving
- Glyph of Heroic Strike
- Glyph of Whirlwind
These are the 3 best glyphs that are suggested to be used for fury. I imagine it has quite a bit to do with the fact that those are the 3 moves that most all our dps comes from. It would make sense and it'd probably be pretty stupid to change any of them out for anything else.
Minor:
Glyph of Command
Glyph of Bloodrage
Glyph of Battle
All 3 have very little utility. Then again they're (minor) glyphs. Wow, something logical by blizzard. These again are the 3 that are suggested to be used for fury. The bloodrage one benefits me more than any other. The other 2 benefit the raid more than any others and make it so I don't have to worry about reapplying so often.
- If you are applying as a DPS, what is your normal rotation? whirlwind > bloodthirst > slam procs > maintain a rend
The 4 piece set bonus I have makes maintaining a rend a lower priority. It's very nice in the fact that the slam proc's stack 2x now but when used reset the timer on them so you can optimize your rotation even easier. When none of the latter are possible I use a macro that switches to battle stance and throws a rend up because this will add about another 200 dps.
- If you are applying as a healer, what spells do you use & when/why? N/A
- Highest PvP Rank on this character (vanilla & arena titles): I've only hit 1600 on this toon. For what it's worth on my old main a priest I hit 2500 rating single healing a 4 dps 5's team in S2. But anyone can say that I guess. But who cares anyways? It's PvP...
- Prior guild(s) & your reasons for leaving:
A link to the guilds I've been in on Bleeding Hollow are on this site link
http://www.warcraftrealms.com/charsheet/112991708
- Ira Doreum fell apart and was reformed as Intolerance.
- I left intolerance because the leadership was greedy and very cliquey.
- I joined SCD and took a leadership position and helped them see 2 guild progression kills then the GM decided to discontinue the guild.
- I'm now in esoteric which lost it's main tank who was also an officer AND the raid leader. Several left when he left the game and several before I joined as well I've learned. I see this guild falling apart soon. I want a stable home.
Other Information:
- A Screenshot of your character's UI:
- WWS/Wowmeter/Worldoflogs reports: The above pic shows my dps on recount after "throwing the fuck down" on festergut. Also here's the only report my lazy current officers bothered to parse on WoL. Not sure how good it is but I'm sure it'll be fine for an app.
http://www.worldoflogs.com/reports/bx7h ... 564&e=4813
- Alts & their name/level: None that I use. Fulltime main.
- Out of game contact information (AIM/MSN/etc): I don't use that stuff. I grew out of it when I got out of High School. Should I make a myspace or facebook for you guys? Would everyone join? jk
- How did you find us? Is there anyone you know in Simple Math?: I don't know anyone. Someone posted your guilds info. in my looking for guild post in the official WoW horde recruitment forums.
- Why Simple Math? Is there anything else you'd like to tell us? Did you know there's such thing as bacon lube? There is.
- What kind of computer do you use? CPU/Memory/Video Card? Typical FPS during a 25-man raid?
CPU: 2.53-GHz Intel Core 2 Duo T9400
RAM/Expandable to: 3GB/4GB
Hard Drive/Speed: Dual 200GB/7,200 rpm
Optical Drive: 8X BD-ROM/DVD±RW DL
-Durring encounters I'm usually around 160 MS and 20-30 FPS.
- What kind of internet connection do you have? Run an internet speed test against Boston at speedtest.net Link the results below.
- Finally, we ask that you draw us a picture using MS Paint. This is not optional.
Not gonna lie I'm pretty sure Epic Boobs are more interesting than anything I can produce in paint. So here. Enjoy these beautiful works of art instead of mine.
