Player information:
- Age & Location: 26in February, Toronto Ontario
- Usual Play Times (Server Time): 6pm- 2am
- Number of Testicles: Two
- Can you attend raids on these days:
-- Monday: Yes
-- Tuesday: Yes
-- Wednesday: Yes
-- Thursday: Yes
-- Friday (optional): I'll probably be hammered, but if I am home. Yes
-- Saturday (optional): same as Friday
-- Sunday: Yes
- Do any others have access to your account? authenticated.
- Do you use a blizzard authenticator? <3 my corehound pup
- How long have you played WoW: since beta
- Endgame experience (What bosses have you killed): only boss I've not killed is Putracide currently
Character Information:
- Name, & Class: Culley, Warrior
- Race & why did you choose it: race changed Human because of the expertise bonus and again will faction change and then race change to Orc again for the expertise bonus.
- Link to Armory: http://www.wowarmory.com/character-shee ... r&n=Culley
- Can you describe the ruckus? hanging out with russians and polaks and going to the bovine sex club on the weekends. lol
- Professions and why did you choose them: JC and BS both for the dps itemization bonuses
- Spec, Dual spec. How often do you play other specs? every day
- Explain your choice of gear for main & offspecs: my choice of gear is more of a focus on crit/arp stacking. my guild has a lot of plate dps.. so I tried to focus my gear selection more so around a rogue's setup allowing me to maximize my white damage as I never had a 258 2h weapon besides decimation drop for me.
- What Glyphs do you use for each spec and why: my fury glyphs are pretty cookie cutter.
as for my tank glyphs it really depends on the fight. for rotface for example I'll glyph for shockwave and taunt and vigilance which allows me to maintain higher threat while kiting oozes. where on yogg 0 I am going to get shieldwall, taunt, and vigilance to ensure I am getting maximized threat off of healers, and maintaining a well rounded trinket rotation to mitigate as much damage as possible.
as for tanking adds on anub I'd glyph for shieldblock, cleave, and devastate. I constantly change my glyphs, as every boss I feel has a different mechanic where I personally feel certain ones out weigh the others.
- If you are applying as a DPS, what is your normal rotation? whirlwind, bt. depending on the fight heroic strike or cleave spam. as well depending on the fight slam on proc, and weather or not its single target dps I'll throw execute in my rotation as well. and depending on the situation and fight length shattering throw
- If you are applying as a healer, what spells do you use & when/why?
- Highest PvP Rank on this character (vanilla & arena titles): challenger or something. this toon is a reroll
- Prior guild(s) & your reasons for leaving: Nightmares Asylum.. collapsed with the release of warhammer, rerolled alliance with friends and my roommate to pvp ended up getting into their guild called the church and took on a full time raid position.
Other Information:
- A Screenshot of your character's UI:
http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/8246 ... 172415.jpg
- WWS/Wowmeter/Worldoflogs reports:
past month worth of raids.
http://www.wowmeteronline.com//combat/log/1331778
http://www.wowmeteronline.com//combat/log/1323462
http://www.worldoflogs.com/reports/mv495qzphkuan4xd/
http://www.worldoflogs.com/reports/5rjuvgoupm6tr5eg/
http://www.wowmeteronline.com//combat/log/1242313
- Alts & their name/level:
http://www.wowarmory.com/character-shee ... th&n=Aficc - my pre wotlk main
http://www.wowarmory.com/character-shee ... n=Windfish - my pre wotlk pvp alt
http://www.wowarmory.com/character-shee ... =Trendzlol - my pre wotlk pvp alt
http://www.wowarmory.com/character-shee ... n&n=Thrice - current pvp alt
http://www.wowarmory.com/character-shee ... l&n=Trendz - current pvp alt
http://www.wowarmory.com/character-shee ... oth&n=Afic - made him prior to rerolling alliance
http://www.wowarmory.com/character-shee ... n=Grizzled - my inactive roommates main whom I occasionally play as a backup. its a shared account
- Out of game contact information (AIM/MSN/etc): [email protected]
- How did you find us? Is there anyone you know in Simple Math?: Fria found me <3
- Why Simple Math? Is there anything else you'd like to tell us? well, you guys have an opening for a dps warrior that was the first reason. now my soul reason is to go drinking with Greyknight, as after talking to him for roughly an hour turns out we each live in the same town lets get fucked upppp
- What kind of computer do you use? CPU/Memory/Video Card? Typical FPS during a 25-man raid?
I use a MBP @2.56ghz 8meg ram, and a nvidia 9600gt video card. I generally float around 35-60 in raid
- What kind of internet connection do you have? Rogers highspeed cable. (canadian thing)
Run an internet speed test against Boston at speedtest.net Link the results below.
http://www.speedtest.net/result/677258446.png
- Finally, we ask that you draw us a picture using MS Paint. This is not optional.
I'll just draw one on paper I don't have a drawing app on my computer.
http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/7127/photodt.jpg
Culley, DPS / Tank Warrior
damnit I left this out my reason for leaving the church is a guild merged in with us over crowding our raid roster causing a lot of drama and hate and its leaving a lot of people out of a raid spot right now. and its just frustrating for myself to have others complaining to me about not having a spot. or myself not having a spot.. and then being put in the position of having to lead alt icc runs to make up for the badges lost for about 15 other people and having to pug out the remaining spots. I love my guild I assure you. but I keep getting asked from guild leaders to lead other runs to make up for our bench warmers.. and then being restricted to run said alt runs only on the weekends where it's my time.. but if I don't do this. I potentially miss out on the badges so I feel obligated to do these runs for my own well being as well.
wow rant. you get the jist of it
wow rant. you get the jist of it
holyshoot wrote:If your on a windows computer here is how you access your drawing application
Start > all programs > accessories > mspaint
If its a mac idk
culley wrote:- What kind of computer do you use? CPU/Memory/Video Card? Typical FPS during a 25-man raid?
I use a MBP @2.56ghz 8meg ram, and a nvidia 9600gt video card. I generally float around 35-60 in raid
yeah I don't know an app for it either. paper + sharpies should suffice?
Hey Fria I just got your in game mail I just missed you ha ha to justify my choice of shitty needle encrusted something to runestone.. simply because I do not possess one.
I have a hard enough time setting up a group for thorium hardmode.. and then when I do make one and kill him, it doesn't drop anyways. out of all the times I've ran it, its dropped twice and each time a rogue took it. fml
when its came to trinkets I've been pretty unfortunate at receiving anything decent
I have a hard enough time setting up a group for thorium hardmode.. and then when I do make one and kill him, it doesn't drop anyways. out of all the times I've ran it, its dropped twice and each time a rogue took it. fml
when its came to trinkets I've been pretty unfortunate at receiving anything decent
Probably the best warrior app yet.
Experience looks good:
-Got most of Ulduar done, only thing he's missing is Yogg hard mode. And he's got TOGC 25 done.
I'm also happy that you have the gear to support your experience, which makes you the best geared warrior to app yet! Yay!
Gear looks good:
You got plenty of Heroic pieces and some not so good non-heroic pieces such as your: gloves,belt,neck,cape.
You already talked about your terrible trinket but I said it on every app and I'll say it again. How many months did you have to try to get a Mjolnir? Yeah I know. But nevertheless that trinket isn't too bad for you seeing as you have a lot of crit anyways so the proc rate won't be as bad for you.
Most importantly your weapons don't suck dick. which is a bonus!
You also seem to know how to gem/gear properly around your exp/arp/hit caps. So yay!
Do you use Landsoul's spreadsheet? I have problems accepting a warrior that doesn't use it but I have a feeling you probably do but didn't mention it or I missed it.
When do you use Slam as fury? As soon as it procs or what? Describe your rotation.
Also I looked at some of your meters. If you want to link me certain ones that you find you did "best" in that'd be better. I can't really judge you by your meters because your entire guild seems low on raid dps just from first looks. I don't know if that's just plain gear difference b/w our raid and yours or you guys are missing some buffs. Anyways your dps looks average, I assume you'd improve a lot if you had my gear.
When faggot wanna-be mutilate rogues say they want you to go Arms - what's your answer?
Experience looks good:
-Got most of Ulduar done, only thing he's missing is Yogg hard mode. And he's got TOGC 25 done.
I'm also happy that you have the gear to support your experience, which makes you the best geared warrior to app yet! Yay!
Gear looks good:
You got plenty of Heroic pieces and some not so good non-heroic pieces such as your: gloves,belt,neck,cape.
You already talked about your terrible trinket but I said it on every app and I'll say it again. How many months did you have to try to get a Mjolnir? Yeah I know. But nevertheless that trinket isn't too bad for you seeing as you have a lot of crit anyways so the proc rate won't be as bad for you.
Most importantly your weapons don't suck dick. which is a bonus!
You also seem to know how to gem/gear properly around your exp/arp/hit caps. So yay!
Do you use Landsoul's spreadsheet? I have problems accepting a warrior that doesn't use it but I have a feeling you probably do but didn't mention it or I missed it.
When do you use Slam as fury? As soon as it procs or what? Describe your rotation.
Also I looked at some of your meters. If you want to link me certain ones that you find you did "best" in that'd be better. I can't really judge you by your meters because your entire guild seems low on raid dps just from first looks. I don't know if that's just plain gear difference b/w our raid and yours or you guys are missing some buffs. Anyways your dps looks average, I assume you'd improve a lot if you had my gear.
When faggot wanna-be mutilate rogues say they want you to go Arms - what's your answer?
slam is never a priority attack, and I think the fucking tier 4 pce bonus is absolute shit for fury warriors
slam its self is a next on cast attack. so I lose out on my cleave and heroic strike spam. and because of how effectively I can use my rage and heroic strike.. slam honestly is something on the end of my attack rotation and any warrior I am sure would agree.
as for spread sheets? I do my own theory-crafting with my gear selection. like as I said my guild has a lot of plate dps so I tried to work around that. I've never had a 258 JB drop for me, I have two decimations which I used until I attained bryntroll.
I do take some references from landsouls but I have always based my gear to what I have access too if that makes sense?
raid buffed I am 62% crit, my trinket is proced every 45 seconds, you can see this in my parses incase you missed it. its not a trinket of choice for me obviously but it works for now. and it outweighs my greatness deck.
as for arms, I have no problem raiding arms. especially having bryntroll it's fucking sick.
but if I were to have my way I'd probably tell the rogues to s a d. they just got buffed stoped qq'n lol
but in all fairness ha ha this is a pve guild, so I can have an arms and fury spec for fight depending.
and with icc being very much single target dps from what I've seen, arms is the logical raid spec for single target. and I would bring both specs to raid.
my experience with arms is up to date. rotation is still very easy to maintain. I raided arms from bc to ulduar and switched to fury for toc. I am confident I can give even the best of warriors and rogues a good run on the meters, and I am open to tips suggestions and criticism weather constructive or not I am always looking for ways that I can do better.
I am aware I have mediocre gloves, belt trinkets and amulet but to be honest, nothing else has dropped. and when it has.. I've not attained it. I do the best I can with what I have and I don't think anyone can possibly argue with me about that
and again thanks for the compliment. I took almost 3.5 hours between talking to officers and filling this out and drawing my little picture and all that jazz to get this application put together.
I thank you guys for looking at my application I can make wowhead profiles or something if needed so you can see my tank gear as well. you can see in those parses I do a lot of tanking as well as dps.
you can see some of the parses I'm the kite tank as well.. so when it comes to knowing how to hold threat on something I can't touch I evidently can do that as well
I am a well rounded warrior and player and I only look forward to being a part of this guild
slam its self is a next on cast attack. so I lose out on my cleave and heroic strike spam. and because of how effectively I can use my rage and heroic strike.. slam honestly is something on the end of my attack rotation and any warrior I am sure would agree.
as for spread sheets? I do my own theory-crafting with my gear selection. like as I said my guild has a lot of plate dps so I tried to work around that. I've never had a 258 JB drop for me, I have two decimations which I used until I attained bryntroll.
I do take some references from landsouls but I have always based my gear to what I have access too if that makes sense?
raid buffed I am 62% crit, my trinket is proced every 45 seconds, you can see this in my parses incase you missed it. its not a trinket of choice for me obviously but it works for now. and it outweighs my greatness deck.
as for arms, I have no problem raiding arms. especially having bryntroll it's fucking sick.
but if I were to have my way I'd probably tell the rogues to s a d. they just got buffed stoped qq'n lol
but in all fairness ha ha this is a pve guild, so I can have an arms and fury spec for fight depending.
and with icc being very much single target dps from what I've seen, arms is the logical raid spec for single target. and I would bring both specs to raid.
my experience with arms is up to date. rotation is still very easy to maintain. I raided arms from bc to ulduar and switched to fury for toc. I am confident I can give even the best of warriors and rogues a good run on the meters, and I am open to tips suggestions and criticism weather constructive or not I am always looking for ways that I can do better.
I am aware I have mediocre gloves, belt trinkets and amulet but to be honest, nothing else has dropped. and when it has.. I've not attained it. I do the best I can with what I have and I don't think anyone can possibly argue with me about that
and again thanks for the compliment. I took almost 3.5 hours between talking to officers and filling this out and drawing my little picture and all that jazz to get this application put together.
I thank you guys for looking at my application I can make wowhead profiles or something if needed so you can see my tank gear as well. you can see in those parses I do a lot of tanking as well as dps.
you can see some of the parses I'm the kite tank as well.. so when it comes to knowing how to hold threat on something I can't touch I evidently can do that as well
I am a well rounded warrior and player and I only look forward to being a part of this guild
I'm over on illidan right now so I can pug runs and stuff I told my guild I was leaving so I figured I'd try and get myself some more badges and such while I am in between guilds illidan is the place to do it. so made sense. http://www.wowarmory.com/character-shee ... n&n=Culley is the armory
linked up with some old smolderthorn mates for the time being
linked up with some old smolderthorn mates for the time being
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