Player information:
- Age & Location: Bear in Woods
- Usual Play Times (Server Time): before and after hibearnation!
- Number of Testicles: 2
- Can you attend raids on these days:
-- Monday: no
-- Tuesday: no
-- Wednesday: no
-- Thursday: no
-- Friday (optional): maybe
-- Saturday (optional): maybe
-- Sunday: no
- Do any others have access to your account? no... in fact i dont even know if i have access
- Do you use a blizzard authenticator? If no, why? no ..... i do not have anything to authenticate
- How long have you played WoW: long enough to love lightwell... is that still in the game?
- Endgame experience (What bosses have you killed): I was not prepared... but i did win against that illidans
Character Information:
- Name, & Class: Hairyjoe - bear
- Race & why did you choose it: cowman who could transform in bear!!!! also chicken... and other stuffs
- Link to Battle.net Armory: looks like i cant wowarmory anymore
- Can you describe the ruckus? headphones talking about random stuffs on vent then duns saying that cant be true then grag yelling at duns about feet and how does he know anyway.... then more duns yelling about feet and stuffs.... mostly earmuffs at this point and duns and grag are muted... then synovias quitpile is unleashed in vent and many guitar rifts are heard.... everyone is silent.... grooch plays random soundboard clip... then hairy says "wait.... what?" crickets are heard.... then many sighsssssssss....
- Professions and why did you choose them: awesome and eating... i choose them becuz i like them most....
- Spec, Dual spec. How often do you play other specs? all bear all the time... sometimes chicken.... bear
- Explain your choice of gear for main & offspecs: leather belt
- What glyphs do you use for each spec and why: bear stuffs.... cuz i like bears!
- If you are applying as a DPS, what is your normal rotation? swipe many times.... repeat.... also bearcharge cuz its awesome
- If you are applying as a healer, what spells do you use & when/why? u will need to heal bear cuz.... only healers can prevent dead bears....
- Highest PvP Rank on this character (vanilla & arena titles): i carry flags... i fight on flag not on road... wintergrasp is for sleep... i afk in A V
- Prior guild(s) & your reasons for leaving: simplemath.... i left cuz i won the game and didnt want blizzard to take that away from me!
Other Information:
- A Screenshot of your character's UI:
- WWS/Wowmeter/Worldoflogs reports (not optional): i think grooch may has some of my old work.....
- Alts & their name/level: kimmpossible 70 pal... tuxedomask 58 DK... saliormoon 70 priest...
- Out of game contact information (AIM/MSN/etc): ummm right here?
- How did you find us? Is there anyone you know in Simple Math?: i found you on in game... many people know me....
- Why Simple Math? Is there anything else you'd like to tell us? cuz i heard u leik baers... hi!
- What kind of computer do you use? CPU/Memory/Video Card? Typical FPS during a 25-man raid? i use the computer in the public library.... unknown hardware.... i havent done a 25 man raid on it....
- What kind of internet connection do you have? Run an internet speed test against New York at speedtest.net Link the results below.
im not there presently.... will provide update soon....
- Finally, we ask that you draw us a picture using MS Paint. (This is not optional). YES my favorite part....
u may have seen this before... but its soooooooo good!