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Warlock, Collector of All

Posted: Wed May 16, 2018 1:12 am
by Draxenale
Player information:
- Age & Location:
31, Oklahoma
- Number of Testicles:
2
- Do you use a blizzard authenticator? If not, why?
Yes
- How long have you played WoW:
Off and on since end of Wrath/Cata release
- Endgame experience (What bosses have you killed):
Mostly semi casual in the past, this expansion currently 10/11 Mythic in current raid.
- Prior guild(s) & your reasons for leaving:
BRB On Fire: Disbanded to numbers/IRL, Murloc Jihad(Had a different name when I joined but can't remember original name when I initially joined): Disbanded to numbers/IRL, Some guild name with Monkey in the name on some weird server: Was in guild for 2 months of ToT release, took my once a year vacation for a couple weeks, came back and the guild had disbanded. One Night Stand: Raiding got suspended when leadership couldn't find time to get AP or do dungeons for gear forcing half the guild to carry and eventually abandon them. Left shortly after due to not having the numbers to raid again. AOTC: Was guild lead/raid lead, eventually most of my good friends and officers had to stop due to IRL issues, causing people to find other guild's to raid with since we lacked numbers. Implosion: Couple of friends from AOTC suggested I join to continue raiding, died due to lack of numbers again.

Character Information:
- Name & Class:
Lasrei-Warlock
- Link to battle.net Armory:
https://worldofwarcraft.com/en-us/character/illidan/lasrei
- Race & professions:
Blood Elf, Engineer/Tailor
- Main-spec, off-spec, and how often do you play your off-spec?
I play Destruction, Affliction, and Demonology evenly
- Explain your normal rotation and spell/ability priorities:
Destruction: 3 sec prepull prepot, incin>incin>immo>conflag>SH>Rift>Basic rotation. Don't cap conflag stacks or soul shards unless saving them for a big havoc combo within reason. Demonology: 3 sec prepull Demonic Empowerment>Prepot>Shadowbolt>Doom>Doomguard>Grimoire:Felguard> Basic rotation. Rotation is now maintain doom, use Dreadstalkers on cd, use a gcd(Shadowy Inspiration Shadowbolt proc, Lifetap, etc.) after dreadstalkers and before Demonic Empowerment, spam Demonic Empowerment>Shadowbolt to generate soulshards, Hand of Gul'dan with 4 soul shards and buff with Demonic Empowerment. Affliction: Prepot just before pull>Agony>Corruption>Unstable Affliction times 2>Soul Harvest/Reap>Drain Soul. Continue maintaining dots while dumping Unstable Afflictions to prevent overcapping shards or when buffs proc.
- How many artifact traits do you have in your weapons (all specs)?
Affliction:81, Demonology:79, Destruction:77
- Which legendaries do you have? Are you currently farming any?
I have every warlock legendary
- Explain your choice of gear for main & offspecs (include stat priorities and breakpoints):
I usually keep a lot of gear in case I need to swap legendaries/tier around on fight by fight basis and usually sim myself to get new stat weights whenever I get a new piece. For instance, haste is usually the best stat for destro but for some reason at the moment I sim with versatility being 1 dps per point higher at the moment. In general I try to get gear high in Haste/Mastery for Demo and Destro/Aff respectively.
- Where do you do most of your research & testing to improve your character?
I used the Warlock discord and Not's onestoplockshop website but he hasn't updated much since ToS so now I mostly look at random logs on warcraftlogs to watch replays and compare gear and then sim myself with raidbots. I still go to the Warlock discord to see if anything has changed.

Other Information:
- A Screenshot of your character's UI in a raid:
https://imgur.com/a/yYIOL5C
- Logs from warcraftlogs:
https://www.warcraftlogs.com/character/us/illidan/lasrei
- What kind of computer do you use? CPU/Memory/Video Card? Typical FPS during mythic raid?
AMD Ryzen 5 1600 Six-Core Processor 3.2GHz/8GB RAM(thought I had 16, gonna check that out in a bit monkaS)/GTX 1080
- Why should we accept you over anyone else of your class/spec?
You honestly shouldn't I'm terrible.
- Why Simple Math? How did you find us? Is there anyone you know in Simple Math?
Joined a Mythic plus with Clammy and Storm, started tanking a bit for several other people in SM and hanging out doing whatever was going on in free time. I feel like I vibe well with most of the members I've met.
- Run a speed test and ping test targeting New York. Link the results below.
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- Finally, we ask that you draw a picture using MS Paint (Windows) or Paintbrush (macOS).
Behold the testament of my paint prowess. Hand drawn on based on the Jaina "No Thanks" and "Yes please" meme, and featuring my lock instead.
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Re: Warlock, Collector of All

Posted: Wed May 16, 2018 1:16 am
by Dippindots
Declined

Re: Warlock, Collector of All

Posted: Wed May 16, 2018 1:43 am
by Charlondo
Your character's wrist in the first pic looks like it's 2-3 inches out of place, you can't unsee it

Re: Warlock, Collector of All

Posted: Wed May 16, 2018 1:53 am
by Mooby
Dippindots wrote:Declined

Re: Warlock, Collector of All

Posted: Wed May 16, 2018 3:50 am
by Draxenale
I forgot the big ass blood elf ears I'm actually retarded. RIP app.

Re: Warlock, Collector of All

Posted: Wed May 16, 2018 11:33 pm
by Jhonna
im sorry, the tiddies aren't big enough. I'm gonna have to pass on this one