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masterbated while I filled this out

Posted: Thu May 03, 2018 9:19 pm
by EonDrache
Player information:
- Age & Location:
28 Illinois

- Number of Testicles:
02. Or 20 if you're Dyslexic.

- Do you use a blizzard authenticator? If not, why?
Yes

- How long have you played WoW:
10 Years

- Endgame experience (What bosses have you killed):
Look at the SM Kill log from Garrosh to Helya.

- Prior guild(s) & your reasons for leaving:
Simple Math. Cause Dicks. Side Project cause they stopped raiding.

Character Information:
- Name & Class:
Eon Paladin

- Link to battle.net Armory:
https://worldofwarcraft.com/en-us/chara ... r/e%c3%b8n

- Race & professions:
Blood Elf. Alchy and Herbing. Basically I do drugs.

- Main-spec, off-spec, and how often do you play your off-spec?
Ret mained. Prot Off - Only when absolutely needed. Holy - FUCKING NEVER

- Explain your normal rotation and spell/ability priorities:
Build HoPo with BoW and CS Making sure not to overcap. Judge on CD And TV/DS inside Judge window. Heal Waves with Flash of Light for standing in fire.

- How many artifact traits do you have in your weapons (all specs)?
82 in Ret. 62 in prot. 53 for the horse in holy.

- Which legendaries do you have? Are you currently farming any?
Currently farming Blessed Blade of the Windseeker.

- Explain your choice of gear for main & offspecs (include stat priorities and breakpoints):
Ret is literally Highest ilevel wins excluding Trinkets/tier. Stats are always changing values. Refer to Simcraft for each small upgrade.

- Where do you do most of your research & testing to improve your character?
Pally discord. Askmr Robot. Simcraft. Tanking training dummy.

Other Information:
- A Screenshot of your character's UI in a raid:
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/248267987

- Logs from warcraftlogs:
https://www.warcraftlogs.com/character/id/30559804

- What kind of computer do you use? CPU/Memory/Video Card? Typical FPS during mythic raid?
Core i7 6700k @4.5 GTX 1070 FTW. 16GB RAM. All running on a 32GB Flash drive.

- Why should we accept you over anyone else of your class/spec?
You probably shouldn't if we're being honest.

- Why Simple Math? How did you find us? Is there anyone you know in Simple Math?
I'm blaming Grouch, again.

- Run a speed test and ping test targeting New York. Link the results below.
Image

- Finally, we ask that you draw a picture using MS Paint (Windows) or Paintbrush (macOS).
Image

Re: masterbated while I filled this out

Posted: Thu May 03, 2018 9:21 pm
by Mooby
Name seems familiar. :^)

Re: masterbated while I filled this out

Posted: Thu May 03, 2018 9:23 pm
by Waves
- Explain your normal rotation and spell/ability priorities:
Build HoPo with BoW and CS Making sure not to overcap. Judge on CD And TV/DS inside Judge window. Heal Waves with Flash of Light for standing in fire.

I think you mean flora but I'll let it slide because that ms paint is 10/10, it's a yes from me

Re: masterbated while I filled this out

Posted: Thu May 03, 2018 11:55 pm
by Jhonna
your ms paint is INSSAAANNEEEE

Re: masterbated while I filled this out

Posted: Fri May 04, 2018 12:23 am
by EonDrache
We should put that that was GIMP not paint XD but it was still technically done with a mouse.

Re: masterbated while I filled this out

Posted: Fri May 04, 2018 12:27 am
by Mooby
Not paint. Denied.

Re: masterbated while I filled this out

Posted: Fri May 04, 2018 10:38 am
by EonDrache
Mooby wrote:Not paint. Denied.


You do realize my first app used gimp not paint? Xd

Re: masterbated while I filled this out

Posted: Fri May 04, 2018 1:07 pm
by Tontsuo
Will you be able to come in for an interview later tonight? When the other officer and gm stop sandbagging.

Re: masterbated while I filled this out

Posted: Fri May 04, 2018 2:32 pm
by EonDrache
Suuureeee XD

Re: masterbated while I filled this out

Posted: Fri May 04, 2018 2:34 pm
by Copia
Tontsuo wrote:Will you be able to come in for an interview later tonight? When the other officer and gm stop sandbagging.


Fucking Grouch...

Re: masterbated while I filled this out

Posted: Tue May 08, 2018 8:46 am
by grouch
Copia wrote:
Tontsuo wrote:Will you be able to come in for an interview later tonight? When the other officer and gm stop sandbagging.


Fucking Grouch...


i was busy fighting poop boss.

Re: masterbated while I filled this out

Posted: Wed May 09, 2018 5:37 pm
by Copia
grouch wrote:
Copia wrote:
Tontsuo wrote:Will you be able to come in for an interview later tonight? When the other officer and gm stop sandbagging.


Fucking Grouch...


i was busy fighting poop boss.


B milk poop boss or real food poop boss? 1 is LFR level and then other is pre-nurf Muru.

Re: masterbated while I filled this out

Posted: Wed May 09, 2018 8:46 pm
by grouch
Copia wrote:
grouch wrote:
Copia wrote:
Fucking Grouch...


i was busy fighting poop boss.


B milk poop boss or real food poop boss? 1 is LFR level and then other is pre-nurf Muru.


i've beaten the lurker below and yogg-saron on hard mode, now i'm starting back on grobbulus again.

Re: masterbated while I filled this out

Posted: Fri May 11, 2018 11:14 pm
by panabufa
OOH Eon is back