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EonDrache
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masterbated while I filled this out

Postby EonDrache » Thu May 03, 2018 9:19 pm

Player information:
- Age & Location:
28 Illinois

- Number of Testicles:
02. Or 20 if you're Dyslexic.

- Do you use a blizzard authenticator? If not, why?
Yes

- How long have you played WoW:
10 Years

- Endgame experience (What bosses have you killed):
Look at the SM Kill log from Garrosh to Helya.

- Prior guild(s) & your reasons for leaving:
Simple Math. Cause Dicks. Side Project cause they stopped raiding.

Character Information:
- Name & Class:
Eon Paladin

- Link to battle.net Armory:
https://worldofwarcraft.com/en-us/chara ... r/e%c3%b8n

- Race & professions:
Blood Elf. Alchy and Herbing. Basically I do drugs.

- Main-spec, off-spec, and how often do you play your off-spec?
Ret mained. Prot Off - Only when absolutely needed. Holy - FUCKING NEVER

- Explain your normal rotation and spell/ability priorities:
Build HoPo with BoW and CS Making sure not to overcap. Judge on CD And TV/DS inside Judge window. Heal Waves with Flash of Light for standing in fire.

- How many artifact traits do you have in your weapons (all specs)?
82 in Ret. 62 in prot. 53 for the horse in holy.

- Which legendaries do you have? Are you currently farming any?
Currently farming Blessed Blade of the Windseeker.

- Explain your choice of gear for main & offspecs (include stat priorities and breakpoints):
Ret is literally Highest ilevel wins excluding Trinkets/tier. Stats are always changing values. Refer to Simcraft for each small upgrade.

- Where do you do most of your research & testing to improve your character?
Pally discord. Askmr Robot. Simcraft. Tanking training dummy.

Other Information:
- A Screenshot of your character's UI in a raid:
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/248267987

- Logs from warcraftlogs:
https://www.warcraftlogs.com/character/id/30559804

- What kind of computer do you use? CPU/Memory/Video Card? Typical FPS during mythic raid?
Core i7 6700k @4.5 GTX 1070 FTW. 16GB RAM. All running on a 32GB Flash drive.

- Why should we accept you over anyone else of your class/spec?
You probably shouldn't if we're being honest.

- Why Simple Math? How did you find us? Is there anyone you know in Simple Math?
I'm blaming Grouch, again.

- Run a speed test and ping test targeting New York. Link the results below.
Image

- Finally, we ask that you draw a picture using MS Paint (Windows) or Paintbrush (macOS).
Image

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Mooby
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Re: masterbated while I filled this out

Postby Mooby » Thu May 03, 2018 9:21 pm

Name seems familiar. :^)
After earning enough Combo Points, the Rogue's next finisher will include fries and a drink.

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Re: masterbated while I filled this out

Postby Waves » Thu May 03, 2018 9:23 pm

- Explain your normal rotation and spell/ability priorities:
Build HoPo with BoW and CS Making sure not to overcap. Judge on CD And TV/DS inside Judge window. Heal Waves with Flash of Light for standing in fire.

I think you mean flora but I'll let it slide because that ms paint is 10/10, it's a yes from me

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Re: masterbated while I filled this out

Postby Jhonna » Thu May 03, 2018 11:55 pm

your ms paint is INSSAAANNEEEE

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EonDrache
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Re: masterbated while I filled this out

Postby EonDrache » Fri May 04, 2018 12:23 am

We should put that that was GIMP not paint XD but it was still technically done with a mouse.

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Re: masterbated while I filled this out

Postby Mooby » Fri May 04, 2018 12:27 am

Not paint. Denied.
After earning enough Combo Points, the Rogue's next finisher will include fries and a drink.

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Re: masterbated while I filled this out

Postby EonDrache » Fri May 04, 2018 10:38 am

Mooby wrote:Not paint. Denied.


You do realize my first app used gimp not paint? Xd

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Re: masterbated while I filled this out

Postby Tontsuo » Fri May 04, 2018 1:07 pm

Will you be able to come in for an interview later tonight? When the other officer and gm stop sandbagging.

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Re: masterbated while I filled this out

Postby EonDrache » Fri May 04, 2018 2:32 pm

Suuureeee XD

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Re: masterbated while I filled this out

Postby Copia » Fri May 04, 2018 2:34 pm

Tontsuo wrote:Will you be able to come in for an interview later tonight? When the other officer and gm stop sandbagging.


Fucking Grouch...
Just my opinion, not necessarily that of this guild or its officers.

The remedy was my legendary wizard dick.

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Re: masterbated while I filled this out

Postby grouch » Tue May 08, 2018 8:46 am

Copia wrote:
Tontsuo wrote:Will you be able to come in for an interview later tonight? When the other officer and gm stop sandbagging.


Fucking Grouch...


i was busy fighting poop boss.
you would not feel sadness
if you never tasted joy

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Re: masterbated while I filled this out

Postby Copia » Wed May 09, 2018 5:37 pm

grouch wrote:
Copia wrote:
Tontsuo wrote:Will you be able to come in for an interview later tonight? When the other officer and gm stop sandbagging.


Fucking Grouch...


i was busy fighting poop boss.


B milk poop boss or real food poop boss? 1 is LFR level and then other is pre-nurf Muru.
Just my opinion, not necessarily that of this guild or its officers.

The remedy was my legendary wizard dick.

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Re: masterbated while I filled this out

Postby grouch » Wed May 09, 2018 8:46 pm

Copia wrote:
grouch wrote:
Copia wrote:
Fucking Grouch...


i was busy fighting poop boss.


B milk poop boss or real food poop boss? 1 is LFR level and then other is pre-nurf Muru.


i've beaten the lurker below and yogg-saron on hard mode, now i'm starting back on grobbulus again.
you would not feel sadness
if you never tasted joy

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Re: masterbated while I filled this out

Postby panabufa » Fri May 11, 2018 11:14 pm

OOH Eon is back
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