I heard you guys are hiring.

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Sephonia
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I heard you guys are hiring.

Postby Sephonia » Mon Apr 02, 2018 5:12 pm

Player information:
- Age & Location:
24, Parents basement
- Number of Testicles:
3; Lefty, righty and Bonus-Bobby
- Do you use a blizzard authenticator? If not, why?
No, anyone can tell the real World of Warcraft when they see it, why would I have to authenticate it?
- How long have you played WoW:
Too long
- Endgame experience (What bosses have you killed):
Hogger 40, Athene at crossroads, and my parents pride.
- Prior guild(s) & your reasons for leaving:
Every guild Rith has been in. Same reason.

Character Information:
- Name & Class:
Ilovemydaddy - Frost mage
- Link to battle.net Armory:
https://worldofwarcraft.com/en-us/character/emerald-dream/ilovemydaddy
- Race, professions & why you chose them:
Belf because PVP silence, tailor/ench because I like blankets and have a powder abuse problem.
- Main-spec, off-spec, and how often do you play your off-spec?
Main spec frost, off spec sugar-baby. I use it when I need money.
- Explain your normal rotation and spell/ability priorities:
Frostbolt until the game tells me otherwise.
- How many artifact traits do you have in your weapons (all specs)?
I caught em all, filled my whole trait-dex. I also have a shiny Ebonbolt.
- Which legendaries do you have? Are you currently farming any?
Warglaives, and Thori'dal, currently trying to get left tablet for thunderfury.
- Explain your choice of gear for main & offspecs (include stat priorities and breakpoints):
If its pretty I wear it.
- Where do you do most of your research & testing to improve your character?
Rhetorical question, you can't improve perfection.

Other Information:
- A Screenshot of your character's UI in a raid:
http://i.imgur.com/qPqWh.jpg
- Logs from warcraftlogs or worldoflogs:
I like my logs like I like my golf, lower is better. https://www.warcraftlogs.com/character/us/emerald-dream/ilovemydaddy
- What kind of computer do you use? CPU/Memory/Video Card? Typical FPS during mythic raid?
Intel 5960x @ 4.4Ghz, Nvidia GTX 980, 64Gb of DDR4 @ 2800, I get 60 fps because my shit monitor only refreshes at 60Hz.
I also use V-sync and borderless windowed mode for maximum input latency.
- Why should we accept you over anyone else of your class/spec?
Unparalleled erotic role-player.
- Why Simple Math? How did you find us? Is there anyone you know in Simple Math?
My parents always put me in the remedial math courses so I feel like I belong here. Also I'm married to Rith.
- Run a speed test and ping test targeting New York. Link the results below.
http://www.speedtest.net/result/7192874903
- Finally, we ask that you draw a picture using MS Paint (Windows) or Paintbrush (macOS).
Image
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Maimz
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Joined: Tue Mar 06, 2018 12:08 am

Re: I heard you guys are hiring.

Postby Maimz » Mon Apr 02, 2018 6:02 pm

Pretty sure this is a troll. Either way, no comment.

Waves
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Joined: Sat Mar 03, 2018 1:41 am

Re: I heard you guys are hiring.

Postby Waves » Mon Apr 02, 2018 6:16 pm

I hope this is a troll, if not we're going to need you to actually answer the questions seriously. You're a nice guy in discord though so you've got that going for you.

consond
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Re: I heard you guys are hiring.

Postby consond » Mon Apr 02, 2018 6:19 pm

YIIIIIIKES. for the sake of my faith in humanity i hope this is a troll.

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Mooby
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Re: I heard you guys are hiring.

Postby Mooby » Mon Apr 02, 2018 6:23 pm

Declined.

League is better.
After earning enough Combo Points, the Rogue's next finisher will include fries and a drink.

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