Player information:
- Age & Location: 28, California
- Number of Testicles: Two
- Do you use a blizzard authenticator? If not, why? Yes
- How long have you played WoW: 12 years
- Endgame experience (What bosses have you killed): I was mostly a casual until MOP.
US 21 Lei Shen Heroic: https://www.wowprogress.com/guild/us/st ... .tier15_10
US 110 BRF (I was recruitment officer) https://www.wowprogress.com/guild/us/ti ... ing.tier17
US 108 HFC (I was recruitment officer/ we name changed our guild) https://www.wowprogress.com/guild/us/ti ... ing.tier18
After HFC I had to step away from the game to finish up school. Since then I've moved around quite a bit, usually just because I haven't been happy with the caliber of play/atmosphere in various environments.
I was in a serious car accident in March that caused me to stop playing entirely, so I missed pretty much all of Nighthold. I came back about a month ago, and have been trying to catch up since.
- Prior guild(s) & your reasons for leaving:
My current guild is <Nox> on Stormrage, and they are also 5/9M. I joined them about a month before my accident, and they are keen on keeping me with them. However, there are certain people in the raid that I find absolutely toxic, and that I do not want to raid with them. As a result, I have notified my GM that I will be looking at other options.
Character Information:
- Name & Class: onions, warlock
- Link to battle.net Armory:
https://worldofwarcraft.com/en-us/chara ... age/onions
- Race, professions & why you chose them:
Human, Engineering, Enchanting. Human because I like to be pretty, and the racial scales very well late in expansions. Professions don't matter anymore.
- Main-spec, off-spec, and how often do you play your off-spec?
I play Aff main, Destro OS. I play Destro when it's necessary.
- Explain your normal rotation and spell/ability priorities:
Aff: Maintain agony and corruption. Use UAs in pairs as needed based on shard circumstances. Number of UAs can scale up if CDs/lust are up. Try to make sure UA falls off while Reap is active to double chances of it refreshing. Plan UA dumps around CDs.
- How many artifact traits do you have in your weapons (all specs)? 59. Very close to 60.
- Which legendaries do you have? Are you currently farming any?
AFF: Hood, Corruption Ring, Belt, cloak
Destro: Belt, ring, bracers
ALL: KJ trinket, caster boots, warlock chest
Currently ISO: Soul of the Netherlord and big booty women
- Explain your choice of gear for main & offspecs (include stat priorities and breakpoints):
Running 2pc t19/4pc t20 for that dank 10% UA damage. Breakpoints don't exist anymore for warlocks
Current Weights:
Haste
31.50
Mastery
28.24
Vers
24.87
Crit
24.38
Int
20.16
Mastery tends to be better overall, but my current lack of Haste has it shooting to the top.
- Where do you do most of your research & testing to improve your character?
WCL - see what the pros are doing.
I goof around in LFR a bit.
Other Information:
- A Screenshot of your character's UI in a raid:
- Logs from warcraftlogs or worldoflogs: Okay so here's the deal. Since I just came back, my logs blow hot spicy ass. So, after you're done looking at my recent logs, and giggling at how shit I am. Take a look at my stuff from previous tiers.
Current
Emerald Nightmare
HFC
BRF
#14 US Warlock Rankings HFC
#19 US Warlock Rankings BRF
#5 Global Affliction Warlock Rankings for Legion Pre-Patch (like this shit matters lol)
I'm sorry for linking so much shit. I really do not care about my parsing. I just needed to show that the current situation isn't indicative of what I'm capable of as a player.
- What kind of computer do you use? CPU/Memory/Video Card? Typical FPS during mythic raid?
i7-4790k OC'd to 4.4 GHZ
GTX 970
16GB 2400MHz DDR3 RAM
Razer Naga Mouse
24'' BenQ Gaming Monitor
- Why should we accept you over anyone else of your class/spec?
Idk. I'm a cool guy and I'm ok at warlock.
- Why Simple Math? How did you find us? Is there anyone you know in Simple Math?
Wowprogress. I knew the name. The schedule worked. It was kismet.
- Run a speed test and ping test targeting New York. Link the results below:
Andorhal is now in the Chicago cluster of servers.
My current server (Stormrage) is in the same cluster of servers. Latency is 79-80 home/world MS, as you can see in the screenshot I linked.
- Finally, we ask that you draw a picture using MS Paint (Windows) or Paintbrush (macOS).