Zoomkins- Champion of Owl Beasts - 100 Druid

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Zoomkins- Champion of Owl Beasts - 100 Druid

Postby Zoomkin » Wed Apr 01, 2015 5:58 am

Player information:
- Age & Location: 26 SoCal

- Number of Testicles: 2 like a normal CiS male.

- Do you use a blizzard authenticator? If not, why? Yes

- How long have you played WoW: Since Vanilla

- Endgame experience (What bosses have you killed): I was in this guild Blood Legion and I joined them during Yogg 0 after leaving a different guild. I was with them for the past 6 years doing end game progression in every instance.

Character Information:
- Name, & Class: Zoomkins - Moonkin

- Link to Battle.net Armory: http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/i ... ins/simple

- Race & why you chose it: Troll for berzerking from before the tauren changes.

- Professions and why you choose them: Professions don't matter anymore but, engi/lw, I can make my own crafted LW pieces i guess.

- Spec, Dual spec. How often do you play other specs? Resto and I can play it reasonably, only really done pvp and 5 mans with it.

- Explain your choice of gear for main & offspecs (include stat priorities and breakpoints): I choose mastery because it is a straight damage increase for moonkin % wise. After that I go crit because it synergizes with your dots to give you more starsurge charges. In high levels of gear multistrike can sim as well as crit but overall isn't mechanically as good.

- Explain your normal rotation and spell/ability priorities: Push Starfire or Wrath depending what side you are. Starsurge around 50-70 energy to peak make sure to use empowerment charges. Keep dots up, if you can, refresh with Peak buff active after you use empowerment, otherwise its a small 1% increase doesn't really matter.

- Prior guild(s) & your reasons for leaving: We ended up going casual because people were burntout from constant high end raiding. This last tier lasted months long instead of 1 to 2 weeks like normal after a 2 years siege farm.

Other Information:
- A Screenshot of your character's UI: http://i.imgur.com/kb2LjXO.jpg

- Logs from warcraftlogs or worldoflogs: My guilds logs are private atm this is the best I got from my last raid.
http://i.imgur.com/5ZiXEDF.png

- Why Simple Math? How did you find us? Is there anyone you know in Simple Math? Yea Reiza refered me and told me you were looking for a moonkin

- What kind of computer do you use? CPU/Memory/Video Card? Typical FPS during a 25-man raid? 2500k i5, 8 gigs, 670 gtx nvidia

- Run an internet speed test against New York at speedtest.net and pingtest.net. Link the results below. http://www.speedtest.net/my-result/4257109565

- Finally, we ask that you draw us a picture using MS Paint (Windows) or Paintbrush (OSX). Link it below. I'm too lazy to draw so instead I offer this as tribute.
http://i.imgur.com/lPYsoiZ.jpg
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Re: Zoomkins- Champion of Owl Beasts - 100 Druid

Postby Mooby » Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:05 am

And the paint?!
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Re: Zoomkins- Champion of Owl Beasts - 100 Druid

Postby grouch » Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:14 am

that's one of the better vigo paintings that i've seen, nice work with that.

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Re: Zoomkins- Champion of Owl Beasts - 100 Druid

Postby Copia » Wed Apr 01, 2015 10:37 am

You are mean and it hurts my heart.
Just my opinion, not necessarily that of this guild or its officers.

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Re: Zoomkins- Champion of Owl Beasts - 100 Druid

Postby Majix » Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:45 pm

april fools
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Re: Zoomkins- Champion of Owl Beasts - 100 Druid

Postby Dance » Wed Apr 01, 2015 1:46 pm

Simple Math sets a high standard for not only our raiders, but for our applicants, and just taking a cursory look over this application leaves much to be wanted. For example, can you explain why your legendary ring is still not enchanted?
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Re: Zoomkins- Champion of Owl Beasts - 100 Druid

Postby Zoomkin » Wed Apr 01, 2015 2:45 pm

Ah yes I bought it and didn't think about it for logging off, simple change thank you for your input. What else?
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Re: Zoomkins- Champion of Owl Beasts - 100 Druid

Postby Rude » Wed Apr 01, 2015 2:56 pm

Will you be available to chat in mumble tonight at 6:30 est? I'll pm you the info.
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Re: Zoomkins- Champion of Owl Beasts - 100 Druid

Postby grouch » Wed Apr 01, 2015 2:57 pm

never finished brf normal. denied.
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Re: Zoomkins- Champion of Owl Beasts - 100 Druid

Postby Minty » Wed Apr 01, 2015 3:19 pm

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Re: Zoomkins- Champion of Owl Beasts - 100 Druid

Postby Dance » Wed Apr 01, 2015 3:42 pm

Zoomkin wrote:Ah yes I bought it and didn't think about it for logging off, simple change thank you for your input. What else?

Starting with the reworking of racials in 6.0.3, Simple Math has enacted a policy of requiring all raiders to race change to tauren. This gradual shift in our race makeup is what has allowed Simple Math to have the world's absolute best DPS output period- DPS, of course, standing for the most critical of raid data: Dairy Per Second.

How comfortable are you with race changing to help maximize your DPS thoroughput?
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Re: Zoomkins- Champion of Owl Beasts - 100 Druid

Postby grouch » Wed Apr 01, 2015 3:50 pm

dance pulling a mouthwash - pretending he was trolling the whole time.
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Re: Zoomkins- Champion of Owl Beasts - 100 Druid

Postby Zoomkin » Wed Apr 01, 2015 4:20 pm

grouch wrote:dance pulling a mouthwash - pretending he was trolling the whole time.

Does this guy raid with the guild or just a troll?

Rude wrote:Will you be available to chat in mumble tonight at 6:30 est? I'll pm you the info.

Yes sir, you seem like an outstanding member and I'll be there punctually.
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Re: Zoomkins- Champion of Owl Beasts - 100 Druid

Postby grouch » Wed Apr 01, 2015 5:14 pm

Zoomkin wrote:you seem like an outstanding member


now i know for sure that you're trolling.
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Re: Zoomkins- Champion of Owl Beasts - 100 Druid

Postby Zoomkin » Fri Apr 03, 2015 2:18 pm

Any update?
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