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Fonzie heres to stay

Postby Fonziepves » Wed Mar 21, 2012 11:34 pm

Player information:
- Age & Location: 18 in the US of A
- Usual Play Times (Server Time): I'm on like every day
- Number of Testicles: 4, I was born with two on the vine.
- Can you attend raids on these days:
-- Monday: sure
-- Tuesday: why not
-- Wednesday: maybe
-- Thursday: depends on how I feel
-- Friday (optional): not like I have any friends
-- Saturday (optional): same as friday
-- Sunday: at church
- Do any others have access to your account? Just me.
- Do you use a blizzard authenticator? If no, why? No I'm poor.
- How long have you played WoW: About six years.
- Endgame experience (What bosses have you killed): Raid finder, and transmog runs. And I did MC in vanilla.

Character Information:
- Name, & Class: Fonzie Warrior
- Race & why did you choose it: Orc because it's probably the only race that doesn't spin around when I attack.
- Link to Battle.net Armory: http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/a ... zie/simple
- Can you describe the ruckus? Me after a sweet friday night of huffing canned air.
- Professions and why did you choose them: Blacksmithing and Jewel Crafting because I don't like binding engineering gloves, and I get lots of strength.
- Spec, Dual spec. How often do you play other specs? Arms, Prot. Mostly arms play around with prot and fury.
- Explain your choice of gear for main & offspecs: It's mostly pvp gear because the resilience is nice for pvp, and all the damage reduction is nice in pve for when bosses aoe.
- What glyphs do you use for each spec and why: Prime: Mortal Strike, bladestorm, and overpower. Because they are the only arms glyphs, and who uses slam. Major: Sweeping strikes, long charge, and piercing howl because they are nice for pvp like free 30 rage yes please, 5 more yards on charge and piercing howl? mmmmhmmm.
- If you are applying as a DPS, what is your normal rotation? Rend, mortal strike, over power, slam. Heroic strike if 55+ rage and colossus smash whenever it feels like RNGing its way out of cool down.
- If you are applying as a healer, what spells do you use & when/why?
- Highest PvP Rank on this character (vanilla & arena titles): Vanilla grunt, 2200 3s.
- Prior guild(s) & your reasons for leaving: <im swaggin im surfin> because kody wouldnt give me free repairs.

Other Information:
- A Screenshot of your character's UI: How do i take a screenshot?
- WWS/Wowmeter/Worldoflogs reports (not optional): Are those websites?
- Alts & their name/level: Juliusplæsar: lock on andorhal alliance, and enh shaman on KT.
- Out of game contact information (AIM/MSN/etc): skype
- How did you find us? Is there anyone you know in Simple Math?: You guys are only guild that killed heroic death wing and I want a heroic gurthalak.
- Why Simple Math? Is there anything else you'd like to tell us? Heroic Gurthalak
- What kind of computer do you use? CPU/Memory/Video Card? Typical FPS during a 25-man raid? Heroic Gurthalak
- What kind of internet connection do you have? Run an internet speed test against New York at speedtest.net Link the results below. Heroic Gurthalak
- Finally, we ask that you draw us a picture using MS Paint. (This is not optional).
[img][IMG]http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/8780/simplemathmspaint.png[/img][/img]

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Re: Fonzie heres to stay

Postby grouch » Wed Mar 21, 2012 11:38 pm

nice try! i like your paint.
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Re: Fonzie heres to stay

Postby Demise » Wed Mar 21, 2012 11:47 pm

name isnt ArthurFonzarelli Declined!
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Re: Fonzie heres to stay

Postby Fonziepves » Wed Mar 21, 2012 11:50 pm

Curses I guess i'll get back to work on my petition to blizzard as to why I deserve a heroic gurthalak.

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Re: Fonzie heres to stay

Postby Velathiana » Thu Mar 22, 2012 12:13 am

Curses I guess i'll get back to work on my petition to blizzard as to why I deserve a heroic gurthalak.


the club is very selective, best of luck to ya!
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Re: Fonzie heres to stay

Postby Tyde » Thu Mar 22, 2012 12:38 am

I'm so confused

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Re: Fonzie heres to stay

Postby Tan » Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:03 am

Tyde wrote:I'm so confused


;-)
grouch wrote:what's wrong with sucking a few dicks?

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Re: Fonzie heres to stay

Postby Incin » Thu Mar 22, 2012 10:00 am

God damnit Tyde stop being so slow.
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