Contrary to popular belief, Simple Math (SM) does not consist completely of lonely, fat nerds whose only goals in life involve being the first guild to progress through new World of Warcraft content on the Andorhal (US) server. It does, however, consist of hyper-active russians, cross dressing priests, the Toy Story pig, lolis, loli chasers, large-lipped queers, and wacky wavy arm flailing inflatable tubemen. If you are easily offended by explicit language, do not waste time applying. If you are offended by nudity, do not waste time applying. If you have a vagina, you do not exist and therefore cannot waste time applying.
Simple Math's raiding environment is incredibly casual considering the progression that is made during each raid. Guild members know when to joke around and when to get serious when the occassion calls for it. Nerd rage fits are very rare so if that's an aspect of a guild you enjoy, look elsewhere. You are expected to know what to bring to a raid and to have them with you. If you are a lazy ass idiot who enjoys going to raids unprepared and bumming off other players, do not waste time applying. If you are the type of player who thinks raiding is a time for complete and utter seriousness, do not waste time applying. If you AFK during trash mobs, just AFK from applying.
The Application Process
First and foremost DO NOT COPY THIS PART OF THE APPLICATION TEMPLATE
For more information we ask that you send an officer (usually Nehraxus or Grouch) a tell ingame. We will review your application as soon as possible.
You're a complete moron if you do.
When filling out the application, be sure to fill it out COMPLETELY. Each question is asked for a REASON. Even if you think it is stupid or unnecessary. If you don't complete the application, that right away shows that you suck balls at following directions. Most importantly is the MSpaint question, the signature, the conclusion, and personality test of the application.
*The average amount of applications that do not include a MSpaint picture are denied.
All guild members have the ability to comment on all applications. You will be confronted with troll posts by members, serious questions concerning your spec, gear, etc by members, and questions from officers (Nehraxus and Grouch mainly). The way you respond to each and every post may or may not hurt your chance of being accepted. Do not get defensive when asked questions. Do not get arrogant.
*Also, if you have flooded different guilds with your application you will most likely be accepted by another guild by the time an officer begins to read over or respond to your app. Simple Math is not desperate for members.
A Last Resort
If it just doesn't work out and you're determined to be apart of this guild, you can always try doing the following.