[Failed Kill Post #1] - Man I hate Archimone
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2015 12:27 am
The story of this instance is a sad and tragic one.
I woke up one day after I killed that bitchass Blackhand and stole his fucking robot kodo, and then BAM! Archimonde was ALL UP IN MY HOUSE like "FUCK YOU! I KILLED YOUR WIFE AND STOLE HER SOUL." And then I was like "MAN GIMME BACK DAT SOUL YOU BITCH I KILLED YOU ONCE AIGHT". And he was like "THATS WHY I RAN OVER YOUR DOG TOO. AND DROWNED YOUR CAT. BUT THE WORST THING I DID WAS RAPE YOUR GODDAMN GOLDFISH AND NOW SHE WILL BEAR MY CHILDREN." So I was like "I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU AGAIN ARCHIMONE AT LEAST THIS TIME I DONT HAVE TO DO IT WITH HYRDALISK."
So now I gotta FUCK his shit up, cause I hate that guy and to bring honor back to my goldfish. Here's a screenshot of us standing around dead Mythic gorefiend, and all my badass achievements of killing these other fucking stupid ass shitters that got in my way.
I woke up one day after I killed that bitchass Blackhand and stole his fucking robot kodo, and then BAM! Archimonde was ALL UP IN MY HOUSE like "FUCK YOU! I KILLED YOUR WIFE AND STOLE HER SOUL." And then I was like "MAN GIMME BACK DAT SOUL YOU BITCH I KILLED YOU ONCE AIGHT". And he was like "THATS WHY I RAN OVER YOUR DOG TOO. AND DROWNED YOUR CAT. BUT THE WORST THING I DID WAS RAPE YOUR GODDAMN GOLDFISH AND NOW SHE WILL BEAR MY CHILDREN." So I was like "I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU AGAIN ARCHIMONE AT LEAST THIS TIME I DONT HAVE TO DO IT WITH HYRDALISK."
So now I gotta FUCK his shit up, cause I hate that guy and to bring honor back to my goldfish. Here's a screenshot of us standing around dead Mythic gorefiend, and all my badass achievements of killing these other fucking stupid ass shitters that got in my way.
