- Age & Location: 30 Northern VA.
- Number of Testicles: used to have 2, wife currently has custody, I only get occasional visitation.
- Do you use a blizzard authenticator? If not, why? nope, cause fuck you, that's why... I mean, yes, I do.
- How long have you played WoW: srs face from vanilla launch in '04 til end of '09
- Endgame experience (What bosses have you killed):
I ran my own guild back in vanilla, and we had moderate success in BRD/MC/BWL/Naxx. Running that shit sucked so when BC came out I moved over to <Might> on Turylon as we progressed through SSC and the GM (Flu?) bounced after we killed Lady Vagina, so I moved over to <WKG> and progressed up through Ulduar killing Algalon the Faggot. After that I quit and went to play Tera since they had higher resolution boobies.
Character Information:
- Name, & Class: Epi Druid/Mage/Priest
- Link to Battle.net Armory: still leveling the priest, mage and druid are still 85, so nothing impressive to look at.
- Race & why you chose it: goblin priest - cause short, BE mage - cause tall, troll druid - just cause.
- Professions and why you choose them: herb/lw on druid, tailor/alc on mage, not sure yet what I'll do on the priest.
- Spec, Dual spec. How often do you play other specs? Yes.
- Explain your choice of gear for main & offspecs (include stat priorities and breakpoints): So I made the brave decision to equip cloth armor on my mage and priest, while choosing leather for my druid. I'll share my advanced game gearing meta with people for 20 bucks.
- Explain your normal rotation and spell/ability priorities: Buttons, lots of buttons. Also: see MS Paint.
- Prior guild(s) & your reasons for leaving: Fuck if I can remember, that shit was like, a decade ago.
Other Information:
- A Screenshot of your character's UI:
- Logs from warcraftlogs or worldoflogs: My parses are so old the internet wasn't around yet... wait what?
- Why Simple Math? How did you find us? Is there anyone you know in Simple Math? Raist made me come back to WoW after Wildstar failed. So I'm basically just here to provide him with some coat-tails to ride.
- What kind of computer do you use? CPU/Memory/Video Card? Typical FPS during a 25-man raid? I have a BEASTMODE rig, I mean, this thing can calculate PI out to like, digits and shit.
- Run an internet speed test against New York at speedtest.net and pingtest.net. Link the results below. I couldn't find New York on the map, are you sure it's still a state? Anyway, here's whatever the pretty triangle was:
#getfucked
- Finally, we ask that you draw us a picture using MS Paint (Windows) or Paintbrush (OSX). Link it below.
And yes, I made this:
